Robert Rodriguez's Machete trailer

"we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us"

Steven Seagal aka GOD aka best actor ever
Tim Roth
Don Johson
Danny Trejo
Cheech Marin
Lindsay Lohan
Sasha Baron Cohen
Michelle Rodriguez
Robert De Niro
Rose McGowan
Jessica Alba

get this: imdb says the film will make it's world premiere in Kahzakstan this August 18th!

I worship the ground RR walks on.